I’ve been away, which is maybe how I missed this, but you know peeps? Those marshmallow bird things you get around easter?

The companies that makes them — Just Born — says starting May 1, they’ll be available all year round.

“We’re making every day into a holiday,” a company official said.

Allow me to exercise the Marketplace host’s prerogative, and declare it this week’s sign that the apocalypse is upon us.