This final note today: Patriotism and civic pride can be yours for just $3.80 per thousand.

I’m talking, of course, about those little ‘I voted’ stickers you get at polling places. ElectionStickers.com is your one-stop shop.

I kid you not. Catch is, you gotta order in bulk to get the good rate. They’re guaranteed sticky for eight years.

Most of all, though, just vote.