As a paralegal, Kelsey Berteaux uses language cautiously. Her out-of-office emails are no exception.

Mateo Eaton is barking crazy about out of office messages.

Winter vacations can have their downsides.

When David Bullock took vacation, he felt his coworkers needed some reassurance.

An out-of-office response containing some relevant research.

“If you try me and get ‘no reply,’ you can get by ‘with a little help from my friends,'” writes this Beatles fan.

This is far from your average out-of-office message.

Kelly Cowling told the Muggles she’s getting a root canal.

This one has whale music.

There’s no vacation like a jury duty vacation.